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Rohan Kishibe 「岸辺 露伴」 ([personal profile] illustrious) wrote in [personal profile] bulletfool 2017-05-04 01:06 pm (UTC)

I want to print this out and put it on my wall.

[The text starts off fairly normal, not unlike anyone else Rohan has ever "read" using his Stand, but it gets very weird very fast. At first, he just thinks the kid is just kind of dumb ("Lupus? Does he mean Cancer? That's still wrong!"), but then he thinks that maybe he's confused. ("Is it a brother or sister? Shouldn't he know that? And what the hell's a 'Japinesan'? This kid's not very bright...") And then, it gets even more weird...

There are a lot of things that he's curious about, and even some things that annoy him ("I think he can't take care of himself?" Is that what he thinks of him?!), but most importantly, Izumi's "book" answers two of his biggest questions—namely, whether or not Heaven's Door was legit and not just some elaborate idea he came up with, and whether or not Izumi was like him (that is, probably not from around here). Rohan is a bit torn on what to make of the kid as a whole—on the one hand, he sounded like a pretty typical teenager, and that was what he had gathered from their interactions, but on the other hand, he also kind of sounded a little like a serial killer. He wasn't entirely sure if he could trust him, but... Then again, there was an easy way to deal with that.

Rohan didn't like doing this if he could avoid it, but it was better to play it safe. This place was bizarre, and Izumi seemed a little confused... So Rohan takes his pen and writes on one of the pages:

I will not attack Rohan Kishibe.

There. Problem solved. Those words were now a part of Izumi's "life." From now on, Izumi could never possibly think or feel like he might want to hurt him. (Unfortunately for Izumi, probably.) He's about to close the "cover" of the book, but then thinks of one more thing. It's mostly an afterthought, but Rohan adds: I will mow the lawn for both addresses 5043 and 5044.

Okay. Now, he's done. With that, he closes the book, and Izumi returns to normal.]


Nevermind. [He nonchalantly slips the pen back into his pocket.] Are you okay? It looks like you slipped.

[He says that, but he doesn't seem too concerned?!]

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