Hiiiii, it's me! Your favorite goddess. Probably the only goddess you know. ...Which still lands me squarely as the favorite. But I digress. I don't really know if this is the right person, but I left the same message on everyone else's machines just in case. Oh - and I told them to go ahead and forward it to you, so you might get a few repeats.
Anyway!
So we were talking about the salinization of the Fertile Crescent, which originally received its name due to the particularly nutrient-rich soil in the area. Your people arose from that region and with due time, spread throughout the rest of the earth, but not before they ruined their homeland forever, of course just like they ruined everything else.
Let's begin in the year 9000BCE, when the first farming settlements emerged out of the mud-slinging grunting ape people you all used to be back in the day. It sounds weird but I thi.k..ou.er.al...t..uter......en..........
..........5000 when irrigation was first dev..............
..........otamian Empire invaded the surround............
..........[10 minutes slowly pass]........
..........diot Alexander started this whole thing and.........
.........[how much time can this answering machine hold?]........
.........[maybe she'll need to use the bathroom...]..........
.........[wait here we go... it sounds like she's].........
And that's why the world is facing an unprecedented crisis in the deleterious effects of human-induced agricultural mishandling in regards to sustainable crop growth!
And another reason you suck.
OK!
I'll know if you don't listen to the very end of this, so don't you dare slack off! The next time we meet, you have to whisper the secret code word that shows you heard it all. It's, um. Ummm... 'Potato.' Yeah. That's good.
OK! Seeya! No need for thanks; this is a public service.
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Hiiiii, it's me! Your favorite goddess. Probably the only goddess you know. ...Which still lands me squarely as the favorite. But I digress. I don't really know if this is the right person, but I left the same message on everyone else's machines just in case. Oh - and I told them to go ahead and forward it to you, so you might get a few repeats.
Anyway!
So we were talking about the salinization of the Fertile Crescent, which originally received its name due to the particularly nutrient-rich soil in the area. Your people arose from that region and with due time, spread throughout the rest of the earth, but not before they ruined their homeland forever, of course just like they ruined everything else.
Let's begin in the year 9000BCE, when the first farming settlements emerged out of the mud-slinging grunting ape people you all used to be back in the day. It sounds weird but I thi.k..ou.er.al...t..uter......en..........
..........5000 when irrigation was first dev..............
..........otamian Empire invaded the surround............
..........[10 minutes slowly pass]........
..........diot Alexander started this whole thing and.........
.........[how much time can this answering machine hold?]........
.........[maybe she'll need to use the bathroom...]..........
.........[wait here we go... it sounds like she's].........
And that's why the world is facing an unprecedented crisis in the deleterious effects of human-induced agricultural mishandling in regards to sustainable crop growth!
And another reason you suck.
OK!
I'll know if you don't listen to the very end of this, so don't you dare slack off! The next time we meet, you have to whisper the secret code word that shows you heard it all. It's, um. Ummm... 'Potato.' Yeah. That's good.
OK! Seeya! No need for thanks; this is a public service.