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Izumi Kohei ([personal profile] bulletfool) wrote2016-09-11 05:40 pm

(inbox) probably too busy eating to pick up the phone



This is Kohei Izumi.
I'm not available right now, so please leave your name and message.
discard: (Ain't no one fuck with tiny hippo)

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[personal profile] discard 2016-09-27 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Leon's really really stressed out.

Babysitting isn't something that comes naturally to him, so naturally...he's having a hard time. He stalks forward, grimly and certainly and doesn't quite realize that there's someone in the way until he turns the corner and

slams right into him

Naturally Leon's the one hitting the ground because Leon is the pint-sized one, farewell cruel world, farewell his dignity.]
discard: (helloooo police lady person who is cute)

[personal profile] discard 2016-09-27 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Immediately, Leon is batting his hand away, naturally.]

Don't touch me.

[Ah yes, Leon's gonna Leon.]

I'm fine. [He shoves himself to his feet, dusting himself off prissily and scowling.]

Next time, watch where you are going.
discard: (sorry for potato)

[personal profile] discard 2016-09-27 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
...What are you talking about?

[??? Stop being so cryptic!!

Though he huffs a moment later.]


Do not be ridiculous. This entire situation could have been avoided if you had simply watched where you were going!
discard: (Holy shit abuelita?!)

[personal profile] discard 2016-09-27 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely not. I was watching where I was going, you were simply too much in the way.

[That doesn't even make sense but that's his story and he's sticking to it.]
discard: (segway lite - double douche twice the fu)

[personal profile] discard 2016-09-27 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Shut up.

[Nobody asked you!!]

Now get out of my way so I can continue--I was doing something important before you interrupted me.
discard: (War....war never changes)

[personal profile] discard 2016-09-27 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
I don't recall asking for your opinion.

Are you always this needlessly nosy and preachy?

[Just saying!!!]
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[personal profile] discard 2016-09-28 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
For what purpose, exactly?

[Leon quirks an eyebrow at that, huffing shortly.]

At a time like this, there is no time to waste lallygagging around uselessly.
discard: (segway lite - double douche twice the fu)

[personal profile] discard 2016-10-01 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[And, immediately:]

That is none of your concern.

[Oh.]
discard: (Where does fitness this pizza into my)

[personal profile] discard 2016-10-02 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmph. I do not need to hear that from someone like you.

[But he is moving to leave, with a flick of his hair from his eyes.]
forceofnature: (Smug)

[personal profile] forceofnature 2016-10-11 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Viridi barely waits for the beep.]

Hiiiii, it's me! Your favorite goddess. Probably the only goddess you know. ...Which still lands me squarely as the favorite. But I digress. I don't really know if this is the right person, but I left the same message on everyone else's machines just in case. Oh - and I told them to go ahead and forward it to you, so you might get a few repeats.

Anyway!

So we were talking about the salinization of the Fertile Crescent, which originally received its name due to the particularly nutrient-rich soil in the area. Your people arose from that region and with due time, spread throughout the rest of the earth, but not before they ruined their homeland forever, of course just like they ruined everything else.

Let's begin in the year 9000BCE, when the first farming settlements emerged out of the mud-slinging grunting ape people you all used to be back in the day. It sounds weird but I thi.k..ou.er.al...t..uter......en..........

..........5000 when irrigation was first dev..............

..........otamian Empire invaded the surround............

..........
[10 minutes slowly pass]........

..........diot Alexander started this whole thing and.........

.........
[how much time can this answering machine hold?]........

.........
[maybe she'll need to use the bathroom...]..........

.........
[wait here we go... it sounds like she's].........

And that's why the world is facing an unprecedented crisis in the deleterious effects of human-induced agricultural mishandling in regards to sustainable crop growth!

And another reason you suck.

OK!

I'll know if you don't listen to the very end of this, so don't you dare slack off! The next time we meet, you have to whisper the secret code word that shows you heard it all. It's, um. Ummm... 'Potato.' Yeah. That's good.

OK! Seeya! No need for thanks; this is a public service.
onethousen: (frustrated | why this!?)

voicemail

[personal profile] onethousen 2016-10-19 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Izumi-san? It's Chihiro. I was wondering, can you do that exploding thing in a specific area? Wait. Have you had any of the plants or the tree roots attack you recently?

[ these things have been hurting her friends and it's not like they listen. maybe explosions will help stem the tide. or drive off the fog. who knows!

then again she's calling a guy who manages some impressive explosions hoping maybe he'll have some insight into a way of handling the current chaos.
]
onethousen: (stubborn | to take you on)

[personal profile] onethousen 2016-10-19 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
One tried to bite my face off and choke us to sleep and Nagasone-san cut it down and I had to run with his vessel because he asked. It was scary.

[ She probably didn't get around to telling him that tsukumogami "vessels" are their true bodies and that Nagasone is a tsukumogami and thus she was asked to run with someone's life in her hands that also happened to be a very sharp life and it was distressing??? ]

The roots have been easier to dodge in the fog. You can listen for them. All those flowers and the biting plants are sneakier. How about you? Are you okay?

[ his sucking in air finally registers as Important once her initial burst of "this HAPPENED" is over. ]
Edited 2016-10-19 05:27 (UTC)
onethousen: (hesitate | steel yourself)

[personal profile] onethousen 2016-10-19 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ Now that his questions can actually be answered... ]

He's okay now. He came back to a body okay.

[ It was really gratifying and odd to see that flash of light and find Nagasone there again, in a different outlet, and not simply dying back in the plant-hill of doom. She shivers again, reacting to the memory.

That hill...
]

I'm between the apartment complexes and the school. I've been trying to avoid the bubbles.

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