Babysitting isn't something that comes naturally to him, so naturally...he's having a hard time. He stalks forward, grimly and certainly and doesn't quite realize that there's someone in the way until he turns the corner and
slams right into him
Naturally Leon's the one hitting the ground because Leon is the pint-sized one, farewell cruel world, farewell his dignity.]
Hiiiii, it's me! Your favorite goddess. Probably the only goddess you know. ...Which still lands me squarely as the favorite. But I digress. I don't really know if this is the right person, but I left the same message on everyone else's machines just in case. Oh - and I told them to go ahead and forward it to you, so you might get a few repeats.
Anyway!
So we were talking about the salinization of the Fertile Crescent, which originally received its name due to the particularly nutrient-rich soil in the area. Your people arose from that region and with due time, spread throughout the rest of the earth, but not before they ruined their homeland forever, of course just like they ruined everything else.
Let's begin in the year 9000BCE, when the first farming settlements emerged out of the mud-slinging grunting ape people you all used to be back in the day. It sounds weird but I thi.k..ou.er.al...t..uter......en..........
..........5000 when irrigation was first dev..............
..........otamian Empire invaded the surround............
..........[10 minutes slowly pass]........
..........diot Alexander started this whole thing and.........
.........[how much time can this answering machine hold?]........
.........[maybe she'll need to use the bathroom...]..........
.........[wait here we go... it sounds like she's].........
And that's why the world is facing an unprecedented crisis in the deleterious effects of human-induced agricultural mishandling in regards to sustainable crop growth!
And another reason you suck.
OK!
I'll know if you don't listen to the very end of this, so don't you dare slack off! The next time we meet, you have to whisper the secret code word that shows you heard it all. It's, um. Ummm... 'Potato.' Yeah. That's good.
OK! Seeya! No need for thanks; this is a public service.
[Izumi wonders what possessed him to listen to this whole spiel. At the end of the message, he doesn't know if it was worth all the time it took for him to hear it out, but one thing's for sure – ]
. . . Potato?
[This is not public service. It's harassment!! There's no way he's calling back!]
Izumi-san? It's Chihiro. I was wondering, can you do that exploding thing in a specific area? Wait. Have you had any of the plants or the tree roots attack you recently?
[ these things have been hurting her friends and it's not like they listen. maybe explosions will help stem the tide. or drive off the fog. who knows!
then again she's calling a guy who manages some impressive explosions hoping maybe he'll have some insight into a way of handling the current chaos. ]
One tried to bite my face off and choke us to sleep and Nagasone-san cut it down and I had to run with his vessel because he asked. It was scary.
[ She probably didn't get around to telling him that tsukumogami "vessels" are their true bodies and that Nagasone is a tsukumogami and thus she was asked to run with someone's life in her hands that also happened to be a very sharp life and it was distressing??? ]
The roots have been easier to dodge in the fog. You can listen for them. All those flowers and the biting plants are sneakier. How about you? Are you okay?
[ his sucking in air finally registers as Important once her initial burst of "this HAPPENED" is over. ]
[ Suddenly this doesn't seem as funny as it was earlier. Faceless Chihiro would be bad with a capital B – not to mention nightmare fuel for which nobody asked. ]
I'm fine. I just had a little laugh, thanks to the plants. But it's gotten really foggy, so I've been holing myself up indoors.
[ The building doesn't matter, as long as he has shelter. Running through the fog to go back to the flooded apartment unit seems like a stupid plan even by his standard. He saw the roots once, never again. ]
Where are you now? And what about the person who was with you?
[ Now that his questions can actually be answered... ]
He's okay now. He came back to a body okay.
[ It was really gratifying and odd to see that flash of light and find Nagasone there again, in a different outlet, and not simply dying back in the plant-hill of doom. She shivers again, reacting to the memory.
That hill... ]
I'm between the apartment complexes and the school. I've been trying to avoid the bubbles.
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